subliminalmusings:

bugsaremytype:

when somebody asks you to tell them about yourself 

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i yam who i yam.


you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle


furbymaster:

muscleluvr2:

furby is back and stronger than ever

imagetoo strong


actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS



So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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pizzaprty:

m’ice


absolutelyhomo:

people pitying robin thicke as he tries to “get” his ex-wife back

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people supporting robin thicke’s song “get her back”

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people supporting robin thicke’s “blurred lines”

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people supporting robin thicke

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robin thicke

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becuzbacon:

she is petrified and so am i


spoken-not-written:

I cA n T S toP lUh ghIANG



scarycatz:

catsbeaversandducks:

Via sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

omg


justamus:

Don’ wanna.



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